The Official Happiness Thread

[Aumaan Anubis]

I turned 20 last March 16th. A bit of a wake-up call.

So due to life's realizations and epiphanies about life and relationships and whatnot(you know, usual stuff), I decided to be more confident, become more like the badass that I was pre-teenage years(this makes no sense to me now that I think about it), and basically alpha-male the fuck out of my boring and frustrating beta-male life.
To paraphrase what I said at that moment: "Entering Don't Give a Fuck mode."

So, girl I've had a minor crush on for awhile; asked her out. While she flaked on it, the feeling of actually doing something like that when you have a fear of rejection like it's the devil is amazing.
I recently met another girl, who I quickly learned is into a ton of shit I am into. She describes herself as single, but she's apparently still fucking her ex-boyfriend occasionally, so there are really easy excuses for me not to pursue anything with her. However; I gave no fucks. Walked up to her, asked her if she was doing anything next weekend, and had her put her phone number in my phone.

Life is getting better.

[Ogrish]

Call her after 10pm so she will know its a booty call. Have some booze on hand just in case, she slow.
If she starts any conversations squash em quickly or you will end up sitting there hearing about her ex all night,
then wind up in the friend zone.

Make it clear that your feeling sexy, and you think shes hot, if she dont get it, end the date, call her in a week, give her the same treatment.

She prolly wont become your lifes love but youll get in her bed.

[bumlove]

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Or use my favourate chat up line "Does this smell like chloform to you?"

* My happiness *
Opened a Tax letter this morning still hazy.... a cheque for £218.50.... thats nice, I think and go make a cup of tea.....
I look again after I can see properly it actually says £2185 can I get a woop woop
Although it is a cheque from the govenment so it might bounce

[DemonicSandwich]

Working at a fast food resteraunt may be a shit job but at least I'm climbing up fast.

Now instead of asking for extra hours myself, the management it calling asking me if I can take extra hours.

[troymac1ure]

Or use my favourate chat up line "Does this smell like chloform to you?"

I admit, I laughed out loud on that one.

[DoorM4n]

Or use my favourate chat up line "Does this smell like chloform to you?"

I admit, I laughed out loud on that one.

hahaha, same here!!

[Click16]

Finished playing Portal. It was defiantly a cool game. Getting the 2nd one soon so I can't wait to play that.

[bumlove]

A Portal gun in a FPS => awesome

[Click16]

Happy Easter everyone!

[troymac1ure]

Happy Easter everyone!

^this

[Click16]

Indeed

[Dragonfire]

Baby(s) on the way, woohoo!

[Ogrish]

congrats! and good luck.

[Click16]

Awesome

[troymac1ure]

Baby(s) on the way, woohoo!

Congrats! Greatest thing ever. My wife just had her first appointment today for our third.

[bumlove]

Baby(s) on the way, woohoo!

good news, congrats

[DoorM4n]

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you guys! (troy and dragon)

[Aumaan Anubis]

First kiss.

Baby(s) on the way, woohoo!

Much congratulations, bro.

[NotZachary82]

First kiss.

Wait, what?

Are you serious?

[Aumaan Anubis]

Indeed, it was quite a surprise to me when I learned how delicious they were.

In seriousness, yes.

[xxpenguinxx]

Don't start making babies too soon Aumaan :p

And congrats Tray and Dragon!

[Click16]

My friend sent this to me yesterday it made me laugh.

[NotZachary82]

[Aumaan Anubis]

Don't start making babies too soon Aumaan :p

Ah, yes, that would kind of fuck up my life at the moment.

Nor is this world yet ready for my offspring. Pretty sure they shall be harbingers of great glory or incredible destruction. I look forward to it.

[Click16]

Too add to Zach's Image...