The 3 Word Story

[Gary]

then drank both

[Click16]

quickly. After he

[((N8))]

finished monkeys were

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UPDATE! [brought to u by Nate] =)

The man went into the room to kill the shoe of doom only to find his aunt's fish that just died too be served with lemon juice on the side of it's bowl. Suddenly someone yelled "Holy fucking shit it's a zombie!" The cat groomed itself with its new zombie pal that ate it in front of it's mother. Suddenly Jackie Chan came dashing into the room with a huge bag of metal containing a very dangerous and toxic material that illuminated and burned the zombie scum. Meanwhile the zombie that was already burning to death bit the man nice and gently until he was on the floor transforming into an inflatable swim toy. But then somehow Peter Jackson came with two smg's and started to look (despite being already dead ) at your mother's chair. "This is SPARTA!!!!!!" "Fuck you all." -he yelled suddenly. Distressed, he began to peel potatoes into the shape of Lego Blocks to finish building an Assault Rifle with which to complete his H3 so that he can leave his money with a drunken hobo who consumed it. Though in hindsight perhaps should have bought a hamster for butt plugging the asshole who took his golden hook. Reluctantly grasping his leg, because he could feel the worm under his legs and realized his bladder was leaking through his left hand, during a 9 hour reaction to the premier of Avatar, which also caused a mass hysteria. He ran into a snowplow with such tremendous force that flying monkeys gazed in awe as his body burst into an icky goo that covered them in fucking shit! Shortly before this, a squirrel fell into a puddle of liquid nitrogen, just like the person who was being previously discussed. Meanwhile, someone else ate the monkeys in protest of women's rights activists who caused a nuclear war. However, nuclear winter caused radioactive polar-bears to destroy the lives of some hobbo's dog, that was afflicted with rabies causing the polar-bears to run in terror, but then they were distracted Tower of weed! However, the penguins were smoking weed , and thus they were attacked by small violent children. But then the inappropriate reference to Aumaan's gigantic, powerful, overwhelmingly augmented cock fucks Halo mods for good during the last hours of star trek. "What is happening with my cooker, it is strange... and so unusually oddly shaped," said the crab from within the fish-tank next to the round table. A cat was licking itself to the sound of potato chips. Suddenly... Click fell into a boiling pot of hamster brains which soon caused his skin to become healthy and green. He then mangled his flesh with a rusty paper clip at an abandoned post-office while his mom was sleeping with him. He busted her head open with his teeth which he recently brushed. Suddenly someone stumbled into the room where Socrates and his cat were playing with his amazingly small, accurate gun he designed just for hunting miniature bullfrogs whose croak is Satan to my horrendous and huge ears. His cat enjoys devouring NotZachary's brain cells because they were small and tasty. The stupid mammoth tanks somehow flipped over and crushed Click. He awakened in some sort of mental institution near Darkshallfall's large estate where he was adopted by short blondes with large teeth. They drove BMWs around the street until the schizophrenics came with all their cookies laced with pot. Alien lesbians then came to Aumaan's and forced him to shit rainbows. When he refused they shoved a large vubrator into each others eye sockets while undead skeletal pirates crawled from their hiding places beneath Aumaan's favourite outhouse with rusty blades that they used to chop up Cougar's smooth balls. Suddenly Cougar realises nothing is real, he was lying beside a bum in the middle of making love with a parakeet. He then realised this was entirely fucked up. He then flipped the fuck out. Jackson then located a sharp radioactive grandmother who started peddling her damned cat which was apparently gear driven. Though the gears jammed and sent the grandmother onto Cougar's lap, then a bearded lady made-out with him. While granny gummed, Cougar picked up a baseball bat and started beating her brains out until she started twitching in confusion. Shortly after, Cougar fled the massacre and escaped on a blimp which crashed into a gorilla who went bananas. A little girl then slit her wrist because Cougar raped Gary to death. Cougar was dreaming of slaying butterflies that's head resemble all ours combined. As he awoke dazed and confused the phone rang. The piercing noise made him freeze; a cold shiver along his spine broke his back causing his hymen to ripple at the thought of Aumaan's alien lesbians and their seven extremely long, hard, crunchy, slimy, red snakes that were viciously attacking themselves. Snatching the handset, Cougar fled to the liquor store where he made a molotov cocktail and a red beer; then drank both quickly. After he finished monkeys were...

[troymac1ure]

flinging poo while

[xxpenguinxx]

hamsters wrestled in

[Click16]

large mud puddles.

[socrates]

<empty line>(new paragraph)
<tab>Somewhere else, a

[troymac1ure]

bloodcurdling scream pierced

[((N8))]

the heart of

(anyone else realise that Jackson DRANK a moltov cocktail?)
...like wtf.

[Ogrish]

a flaming drunk,

[((N8))]

and crippled minds

[socrates]

as he spewed

[Click16]

hot sauce all

[xxpenguinxx]

over his mother's

[((N8))]

hairy goose nipples

[Ogrish]

causing uncontrollable dialog,

[((N8))]

such as: "go

[troymac1ure]

prance around like

[xxpenguinxx]

hungy hippos with

grab the eye-bleach,

EDIT: OMFG

[((N8))]

GINORMOUS DANGLING TEETH

[Ogrish]

and tiny pink

[xxpenguinxx]

hot-dogs." The hamsters

[Click16]

quickly evacuated the

[xxpenguinxx]

area just before

[((N8))]

strapping explosives to