The 3 Word Story

[xxpenguinxx]

a 9 hour

[Gary]

reaction to the

[JacksonCougar]

premier of Avatar

[Gary]

, which also caused

[JacksonCougar]

a mass hysteria

[neodos]

he ran into

[socrates]

a snowplow with

[Twinreaper]

such tremendous force

[JacksonCougar]

that flying monkeys

[socrates]

gazed in awe

[xxpenguinxx]

The story so far:

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The man went into the room to kill the shoe of doom only to find his aunt's fish that just died too be served with lemon juice on the side of it's bowl. Suddenly someone yelled "Holy fucking shit it's a zombie!" The cat groomed itself with its new zombie pal that ate it in front of it's mother. Suddenly Jackie Chan came dashing into the room with a huge bag of metal containing a very dangerous and toxic material that illuminated and burned the zombie scum. Meanwhile the zombie that was already burning to death bit the man nice and gently until he was on the floor transforming into an inflatable swim toy. But then somehow Peter Jackson came with two smg's and started to look (despite being already dead ) at your mother's chair. "This is SPARTA!!!!!!" "Fuck you all." -he yelled suddenly. Distressed, he began to peel potatoes into the shape of Lego Blocks to finish building an Assault Rifle with which to complete his H3 so that he can leave his money with a drunken hobo who consumed it. Though in hindsight perhaps should have bought a hamster for butt plugging the asshole who took his golden hook. Reluctantly grasping his leg, because he could feel the worm under his legs and realized his bladder was leaking through his left hand, during a 9 hour reaction to the premier of Avatar, which also caused a mass hysteria. He ran into a snowplow with such tremendous force that flying monkeys gazed in awe...

Continued:

as his body

[Gary]

burst into a

[JacksonCougar]

an icky goo

[xxpenguinxx]

that covered them

[Click16]

in fucking shit!

[Gary]

Shortly before this,

[xxpenguinxx]

a squirrel fell

[NotZachary82]

into a puddle

[xxpenguinxx]

of liquid nitrogen

[socrates]

, just like the

[Gary]

person who was

[JacksonCougar]

being previously discussed.

[Gary]

Meanwhile, someone else

[xxpenguinxx]

ate the monkeys

[Aumaan Anubis]

in protest of