by CaptainPoopface
Let's torture dead people!
Thanks to rentreg for video ^^
NEW IN VERSION 1.2:
- Four switches added near spawn for you to set gravity: Very low, normal, high, and very high. If you want to change back and forth between different gravity settings, just hold X to turn off the active control, and activate a different control. Enable Debug Output in Yelo to see the actual gravity numbers.
- Reduced friction of the chief, so he slides around a little better (most noticeable on Jacob's Ladder apparatus)
- Fixed Johnson's material effects so he grunts instead of sounding like a piece of scrap metal.
NEW IN VERSION 1.1:
- Biped health increased, and HUD shows health
- Pachinko has twice as many pegs; soccer balls replaced with crates; much more chaos
- Walls added to Trash Pit to avoid ragdoll embedding
- Map handles more ragdolls at once; smg ammo increased
How to play:
Step beneath one of the green triangles to teleport to a torture apparatus. As soon as you teleport, push Y to switch to the magnum and you will ragdoll immediately. You'll remain a ragdoll until you die. Flail around and have some laughs as you torture dead bodies. It's extra funny if you play with sound on.
If you play as the elite, you get to be the ODST. Go in the hlmt and rename a different variation to "default" if you want to play as a different marine. The guys in their dress whites are fun to torture.
You can step into the path of a fire grenade when you spawn, to set yourself on fire for about 40 seconds. Just another way to liven things up.
Goodbye, cruel world.
Controls
As a ragdoll, you can scoot along obstacles using A button. If you crouch while falling, you fall faster. If you release crouch while rising, you get a boost upward. I've also added a boost effect that you can activate with melee, which allows you to manipulate your trajectory in midair. Only the chief can use the melee boost though. Marines are on their own.
The Apparatus
Jacob's Ladder
The Chief and Johnson in a close race to the bottom
A series of angled platforms lead to a decisive concrete finish. If your aim is good, you can land among your esteemed colleagues. Good for cadaver racing.
Well done, sir!
Pachinko
A network of red pegs for you to tumble through. Watch out for the rockets and crates in your way. They usually won't kill you, but you never know. Also good for cadaver racing. EDIT2: I have greatly increased the number of pegs and rockets for vastly improved chaos. This is now my favorite apparatus. The original soccer balls have been replaced with crates to save on physics computation.
Trampoline + Girders
Sometimes the cheap thrills are the best. There is almost no danger of dying here. You can leave the ragdolls bouncing around and smacking into the girders for hours of amusement. I have never been able to land the ragdoll on the topmost beam. See if you can.
The Tumbler
Two giant cylinders spin in opposite directions. You'll be spun around and tumbled like a dead hamster in a wheel. If you get stuck in an infinite breakdancing loop, jump and melee until you break the cycle.
same pic as above, zoomed out
The Trash Pit
A pit with a continuous circular air current. When the map loads, there are only two covenant batteries and an air tank swirling in it. What's the harm in that? You'll see once the first battery explodes. Try to collect as many overshields as you can before you get splattered by the insidious air tank or shredded by the battery debris. My personal best is about 12. This torture chamber is the hardest and will require all your special ragdoll moves to avoid death if part of you becomes stuck in the wall. Crouch, melee and jump until you get free. If you can get down to the trampoline at the bottom, it will usually spring you free before the air tank flattens your face.
EDIT2: I have added some walls on the inside to prevent the ragdoll from becoming embedded in the BSP, and it's much better now. Biped health has also been increased.
Weapons:
SMG fires up to 3 dead marines for you to race against, and it's the gun you use when walking.
Magnum turns you into a permanent ragdoll as soon as you switch to it.
Battle rifle commits suicide, for people who don't have Yelo.
Sniper rifle blasts dead ragdolls through the BSP if necessary. (now obsolete)
Plasma grenades are replaced with a crate, for you to toss at leisure. Throw one in the Trash Pit if it's too easy for you, or on the way down Pachinko.
Credits:
Turk645, the father of H2 ragdoll exploitation
Entity 1.3.9, 2.0 and 2.1.6 (nice work Troy Mac1ure)
Yelo by xbox7887 et al.
FCE 3.1 and Sandwich Winerator by JacksonCougar
I Can Has Cubez by Neodos, Ownz Joo, Yamagushi
Latest phmo research and plugins from Neodos
Fire projectile graciously provided by Darkshallfall
Grav scripts and linkage to controls originally by plushiefire, copied here shamelessly
Special thanks to DemonicSandwich for help with effect editing, meta sharing technique, spawning different tags from effects without freezing, linking jmads to effects, adding and editing scripts, smuggling bodacious plugins to me over the wires, and extensive miscellaneous help at random times
Patch Headlong version 1.2 last edited 9/3/09
If you are, then idk whats wrong. i know your new here, so maybe you dont know much about modding. on the other hand i could help you out.
of course. I used an old headlong map file that was broken. *beating self in head with baseball bat smiley*
. ill be sure to check it out first thing tomorrow.
If you turn debug output on in Yelo, it will display the actual gravity values when you push the switches.
